The Odd Empire WIKI!

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"There is no absolute knowledge. And those who claim it, whether they are scientists or dogmatists, open the door to tragedy. All information is imperfect.
We have to treat it with humility."
Jacob Bronowski (1973, The Ascent of Man)

14-01 It's The End Of The World As We Know It...Again, submitted by the Odd Emperor

This is a page to just gladden the dark little heart of any Odd Emperor! This page is da bomb! This page is about the bomb! The big rock, the swarms of locusts, the bird flu, the big trump, death by water, death by fire, the END OF THE WORLD MON!

Besides that? It’s well written, it’s kitschy, it… it’s the END OF THE WORLD! Opinion and commentary about media’s coverage of this big event.

Inducted October 27, 2005

14-02 I-Want-to-Talk-to-Ghosts.com, Submitted by "smakudwn."

Did you get some spam today? I did!

Funny thing about spam, it’s all written exactly the same way. You know what I’m talking about. That smarmy know-it-all—“you can trust-me-while-I sell-someone-your-mom for-a-dollar kind of stuff. That crap really raises the hackles on the Odd Emperor. Well, so does this web page. It’s written like all those other other pages, the ones promising you larger genitalia, more hair, bigger juicier…. Well-- you get the idea.

"No. This is NOT a scam. This is definitely the real thing. There is no way that I would put my contact information on a public website knowing that I am bringing you something that I knew wouldn't or doesn't work. This does WORK - and quickly too"

Yah sure-sure!

It’s the real thing all right. Parker Brothers has been marketing this crap for decades. A piece of cardboard with fancy patters, some letters of the alphabet, the word yes and no. A Ouija board.

But this is no ordinary Ouija board, oh no! This one has little phrases written all over it, no laborious spelling out of answers!

Truly revolutionary!

Inducted October 28, 2005

14-3 Blacklightpower, Inc. Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to ECETI

It’s really difficult to make heads or tails out of this. If you look at (and automatically believe) the Blacklight web page. You will be darn sure that a clean, economically friendly and almost magically efficient form of energy is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!

Yep! We can kiss that old fashioned hydro-carbon based economy right where the sun don’t shine! And nuclear power!? F*#$ you nuclear power! We got BLACKLIGHT now!

But, other than some very impressive (they claim) backing. Wads of independent verification (I was not able to find exactly who or where outside of their very elaborate web page) Oodles of evidence… just on their web page. Lots of elaborate flash animation, photos of glowing apparatus and pages of PDF files filled with elaborate equations, they don’t seem to have much of that other stuff… You know.. like evidence?

(I know that I’m just being picky but a couple of independent University projects to build one of these Blacklight things would go awfully far…)

Inducted November 8, 2005

14-4 Magonia Submitted by the Odd Emperor.

Magnoia is the title of a magazine, an early journal of UFOs and other fortean oddities from Great Britain. Excellently written; the magazine is a must see for all UFO enthusiasts or even those of a more skeptical bent.

Unfortunately the web page is not currently updated. There are a number of articles and editorials which can give a perspective reader a sample of what lies inside Magnoia magazine.

Inducted November 9, 2005

14.5 The Ascended Masters Pictures and Mystical Paintings, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to UFO_Hotline.

This is a web page by one mystic and noted spiritual painter Leona Lal-Singh. When she was in her late 20s, someone handed her a copy of Beyond the Himalayas whereupon she quit her worldly life for the life of the mystic painter and writer.

Moral? Don’t accept books by strangers?

The Mystic painting themselves are all headshots of various Jesus like figures all wearing the look “blue steel” from the hit movie Zoolander.

Inducted November 17, 2005

14.6 Return Of The Nephilim, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Alfred Lehmberg.

This is yet another end times web page, like we need another! Here the author has worked him or herself into a complete paranoid lather over the coming tribulation, the return of the Nephilim and the end of cheap Play Station IIs on Ebay.

These rebellious interdimensional beings from the heavenlies will manifest among us disguised as extraterrestrial from other galaxies or aliens beings from another dimension or time. They will pretend to teach mankind high elements of science and technology as well as the means to successfully achieve a peaceful social cooperation among the nations of the world putting an end to wars, hunger, plagues, etc. To attain that intent. they will tell us that it is absolutely necessary to unite all the nations of the world under a new One World Government or New World Order, the ultimate Tower of Babel.

Brrr! real aliens coming down from space pretending gods, or are they real gods pretending to be aliens? Or real aliens pretending to be gods pretending to be aliens who pretend to teach Humanity science? Whatever it is, it won’t be boring!

Inducted November 21, 2005

14.7 Appalachian GhostWalks Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to UFO Watchdog.

Nothing too out of the ordinary here. Ghost walks have become a popular tourist fad in a number of cities. Some ghost walk tour companies in places like Saint Augustine Florida are so numerous that they get into their own turf wars.

you will learn the haunted history of the towns you'll explore. You'll be touched time and again by the magic of supernatural beliefs, and hear documented authentic ghost stories accurately and passionately presented...

That last is a standard ghost-tour buzzword for telling stories in a creepy manner to sort of hide the fact that,… well these are just stories.

But the Appalachian Ghost Guides are certified! That’s got to count for something. The founder even put up copy of his certificates; one is from Ghost Chasers Inc, the other is kind of blurry but when I ran the Imperial photo filters over it I found it was in Airline Tourism.

The one funny thing about Appalachian Ghost Walks is the fellow who runs it. He’s been around the more woo’ish quarter of the business community for awhile now. Ran some UFO conferences for a time. He says my bud over at UFO Watchdog ruined that endeavor. (Bad UFO Watchdog, no biscuit!)

He’s also the founder of ARC (Alternate Realities Center) which is all about shifting paradigms or some other pseudo corporate buzz talk

Inducted November 26, 2005

14.8 MOONmovie.com Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Negativesmart

Bart Sibrel is an otherwise unknown film maker who decided to come up with an outrageous idea and make a complete fool of himself at the same time!. Basically, he decided the US moon landings didn’t happen. Despite the libraries of data, the thousands of people involved in the landings, the mounds of leftover gear, the hundred of miles of movie film and hundreds of thousands of images, "it was just a stunt" says Bart Sibrel. “I’d bet my life on it!”

But really, that part’s OK. If he wants to believe that people can’t travel faster than 60 MPH, or the sound barrier will never be broken, the Easter Bunny or that Cronkite covered a bad Hollywood production of The Right Stuff thinking it was real news… OK so people have a right to believe whatever they want.

But this guy, this complete ASSHAT runs around CONFRONTING NASA astronauts, telling them they are damn-liars to their faces. He puts films of this on his web page!

Buzz Aldren popped him one too. Right in the eye! There he is in all his glory, getting punched by an old guy in his 70s. After being harassed by this bozo all day, who could blame him? You have a right to be an idiot, you do not have a right to follow people around and bug them until the literally want to kick you in the bunghole.

Bunghole!

Inducted December 14, 2005

14.9 WARNING! Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Art Greenfield

This is the web page of the infamous antigray@hotmail.com , He’s been bumming around the Fortian community for a few years. He says that aliens abducted his wife one dark ‘n stormy night in 2001. This launched him on a crusade to find out what’s going on.

See; those things that slithered into his bedroom? Those are not really aliens, they were reptiods. How this is different than aliens? I’m not sure but apparently since they come from inside the Earth they can’t be real aliens.

They seem kind of freaky though!

For some reason they blasted themselves into space inside of giant rocket ships. Just Like in those old Flash Gordon serials, except it was Flash and his pals inside the giant rocket ships, not weird reptiods

But these space-going reptilians had a problem. Space is real big and empty! Nothing but some rocks, and dust clouds. Maybe an occasional planet. There are very very few take-out opportunities in outer space so they had to come up with a solution or get really really hungry!

So every fifty years or so they swoop in close to the Earth. Then they (somehow) trick mankind onto great wars. World War I and World War II for example. Reptiods! Now we know that WWI and WWII were only twenty years apart, perhaps the historians made a mistake. But the reptiods don’t care because they swoop in and get all the dead human types they can stuff into their giant rocket ships and just swoop away again.

Inducted December 14, 2005

14.10 LES OVNIS VUS DE PRES (UFOs at CloseSight.) Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Alfred Lehmberg.

This page, written in French with a good English translation (mostly) is a well presented resource on the UFO phenomena. Comprehensive, detailed with very little of the endless speculation and fluff one finds in most UFO web pages. A good historic overview, lots of reproduced documents and an up to date news digest. Makes this a place any serious researcher should check out.

Inducted January 2, 2006

14.11 Freedom Isn't Free Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Ms Eleanor White.

Ever had your car blocked by another car? Ever walked to the front of a store only to find all the checkout lanes full? Ever had a close call with your automobile? Ever had a torn piece of clothing? Ever have a problem with your PC?

Well if these things have happened to you, you’re probably an innocent victim of Vigilante Gang Stalking!

Eleanor White is one such victim. You see for a number of years now, White’s been followed and harassed, she’s been gang stalked and followed, her stuff has been rifled through, her computer has been sabotaged--

-- so has her underwear.

Some other examples of gang stalking?

• Apple trees somehow attacked to produce blighted apples
• Chimney painted with yellow and orange streaks
• One meter diameter circle painted under bed
• Large spiders and cockroaches planted in house while away
• Mailbox smashed 11 times
• Mail dumped in snow instead of being put in box, sometimes in the neighbours' yard
• "Mistakes" appear in utility bills
• Trees and shrubs skinned and destroyed
• Valuable books (some dating back to the 1600s-1700s) have pages torn and other damage
• Noxious substances in air ducts and water system
• Noxious substances sprayed on pillows, sheets, and underwear
• Noxious substances in clothes cupboards
• Telephone and power line drops go to neighbour's [sic] house before attaching to my house

Yes, this is a big problem indeed. Even worse, people have been harassed this way for over three generations (that would be back in 1916, you know, like during World War I.)

But this is not just Eleanor White’s problem, oh no! Gang Stalking affects all of us. In fact many of you out there are probably Citizen Gang Stalkers! According to White, many of you are victims of criminal vigilant stalking. Innocent victims of this insidious living nightmare. Over three million victims in North America alone.

Why are all these people being harassed? White’s not sure but, she is sure that it’s a big-big problem.

Inducted January 5, 2006

14.12 ChannelfortheMasters.com Submitted by the Odd Emperor

This is one of those seminally silly pages about some guy who’s convinced himself that he speaks for Saint Germain, -Zoser, Voltra, Mokan, and oh yes, Archangel Micheal. You can see what these intergalactic luminaries look like from some paintings by Celaya Winkle.

One notable thing is the “Health Galleria,” featuring magic Aculights, and portable saunas. But the oddest one is the Arora Atlantean Chakra Crystal. Thease are little chucks of quarzs with some decorative semiprecious stones around the top. They sell these things for, over $1,000.00 each. Now, I'm not a gem expert but I think the materials probubly come to about $20.

Just saying!

Inducted January 12, 2006

14.13 Intergalactic Diva.comSubmitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to the Red Queen.

Why is it so many alien species come to Earth for sex? I mean, from a biological standpoint, sex is just one of a multitude of ways genetic material can be exchanged. Look at the way plants reproduce? Or fishes, seahorses? Why do we suppose an alien species will have the same sexual habits as us?

Intergalactic Diva doesn't examine this question, it only tell the very strange tale of a jazz singer turned contactee who, has sex with reptiles. Using astral projection she's discovered that her strange dreams are all true, yada-yada.

Inducted January 26, 2006

14.14 God Hates Fags Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to the Empress et-al.

The sign reads -

WARNING!!, GOSPEL PREACHING AHEAD

Well yes, and ignorant bigotry, closed mindedness , dorky sounding proclamation and let’s not forget people speaking on behalf of almighty God, something I think is frowned on in one holy book or another, let’s see if I remember …

....in the the Bible I do believe it’s in the Bible!

Well these folks don’t give a hoot in Hootervill about what the Bible has to say! Not unless its talking about hating fags, picketing weddings or something. The good folks over ‘n at the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas want YOU to KNOW that they (and only they) have the E ticket to heaven!

That’s right you lousy sinner! The good folks over at the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas want you to KNOW that they will be your ultimate judge and you will be found wanting! THERE IS A HELL WHERE ALL IMPENITENT SINNERS WILL RESIDE FOR ALL ETERNITY. THAT INCLUDES SODOMITES (CALLED "DOGS").

(That’s you-all by the way!)

But to the Odd Emperor, these “good folks” look like a bunch of narrow minded twisted freaks. You can “prove” anything you like from the Bible. I know that, they know that. I also know that according to their religion, it’s a sin to presume that you know the will of God. But that’s OK, narrow minded twisted believers are often hypocrites too. It goes with the territory I guess.

Inducted February 4, 2006

14.15 Paranormal and Ghost Society Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to the Red Queen

This is the webpage of someone named Rick-AngelOfThyNight. He's a transplant from the Buffalo New York area where he ran some kind of paranormal-a-rama group. Now he’s living in sunny Florida which seems to really agree with him! Or perhaps he just fits in with Sunny Florida. Yes, I think he fits in all too well!

In any case, what I like about reviewing this site is that I really don’t have to. I can let Rick-AngelOfThyNight tell you all about himself, in his own words.

"I am the founder of our legacy my name is Rick others call me Angel, Bad Santa, and a few other names I will not mention hehe. I consider myself to be a crusader of the truth and my objective is to teach and learn about what exist in today's world that remains unknown. I guess you can say my job is to recruit new members so our group grows nationwide, run this organization, the site, the message boards, answer paranormal questions, speak at conventions, conduct the ghost tours, train our investigators etc....I will be writing a series of books also and be probably a very well known author overtime. I am well rounded in all areas of the Paranormal I consider myself to be as some called scientist, weaponry man, group photographer, daredevil, tattoo man lol, dad, lover and friend:) I have experience with Cryptozoology, Metaphysical Power, Talking To The Dead, Demons, Ufology and many other skills. I am the teams protector and guardian but more importantly the backbone of our organization. I am in very good shape I climb, run, jump, hike for miles and probably could outdo most men. I have a very high stamina for adventure and I am the one who has been to the hell mines alone, climbing a waterfall, chased by a creature and so much more."

Rick-AngelOfThyNight ceartanly has a lot of unusual stuff happen to him.

“Over the months we put up with alot animals in the house, raining inside, the house swaying in the wind etc.”

Blimy!

He’s had ideas stolen by the likes of the SciFi channel!

“Ghosthunters has been the most talked about ghostly program in the last past year. Long before the show was put on television I did write the Sci-Fi channel told them how would we be able to get a show on their network. Nobody ever replied then a year later you seen Taps investigating on television.

Not only that but people bad-mouth him too. Especially someone named Sue.

"By entering this site you agree you will not Sue us, Hold us Liable nor Responsible for what you are about to read about and see if you do we will counter sue since you have violated our rights."

He Warns

Slander folks is against the law if I see it and you happen to do it with one of my allies charges will be pressed. We do not like others to make false statements that hurt this organizations reputation. If you want to make honest statements to the public fine but to lie and accuse us of falsifying our ghostly evidence will get you in alot of trouble.

If I run into any slander folks I’ll be sure to let them know!

He’s even been dissed by the local public library!

“What we do here is real their is alot of historical information, scientific, and metaphysical info. This is a learning organization and it should not be blocked from a public institution plain and simple. If I put up posters or cards lately they pull them down talk about being discriminated on. “

But when you look at our accomplishments in just a few years like bigfoot evidence, over 40,000 photos taken, and some of the most scariest places in the country investigated that really deserves credit and others to take a look at us.

According to Rick-AngelOfThyNight

What makes us different from other organizations is that alot of them charge and are very strict with alot of things such as who can join or be part of a investigative team. But freely i allow anybody to join and just about anybody to come along on investigations and participate. Our methods are very new age we got alot on psychic intuitions, metaphysical power, some equipment when needed. Some of the work we do involves some risk others is more like historical research.

O’kaaa! See what I mean!

But these folks seem mostly-harmless. Sure, they believe everyplace on Earth is haunted (even the Magic Kingdom!) Sure they hang around graveyards and take photos of each other (don’t ask why...brrrr!) Sure they trespass and wave swords around, drink beer and generally behave like a pack of goobers. (If one believes the stuff on their web page.)

Sure the entire site is looks like it was written by a very bright third grader (and some of you think I need a better editor!)

So, Where’s the harm in all of that?

Inducted February 14, 2006

14-16 Red Ice, submitted by the Odd Emperor
OK, how do I describe Red Ice? Trendy? Attractive? Comprehensive? Red Ice is a news portal, something that started as a college project. Now it’s an alternate news source par excellence.

Inducted February 21, 2006

14-17 StarStream Research Submitted by the Odd Emperor

Is this an elaborate joke? Is it for real? I’ll tell you that the Odd Emperor can’t tell for sure!

"Starstream Research was never intended to be based around a journalistic enterprise. I originally conceived of SSR as a way to organize sources of information, and provide creative input to various contacts I had developed in the past ten years or so. "

That’s just a fancy way of saying that, nothing on this page can be taken seriously, right?

The Starstream Research web site evolved into an internet destination for stories provided by sources that often prefer to remain unnamed.

Ya, OK. So if I wanted to spill some crazy, made up story; Starstream would be the place to do it?

Cool! Got it!

Inducted February 25, 2006

14-18 Alien Hunter, submitted by the Odd Emperorwith thanks to Mars Guy.

"Derrel Sims, Alien HunterTM is a Master NLP Practitioner, Certified Master Hypnotherapist and Board Certified Hypnotic Anesthesiologist who teaches seminars, workshops, and speaks at conferences worldwide on these subjects as well as being one of the top UFO Investigators in ufology. His expertise in all of these areas, and the fact that he was an abductee until age 17 is why he stands out above the rest in the quest to unveil the hidden agendas behind alien abductions and alien implants. "

Um… Kay? Master NLP Practitioner? What the vug is that now? Well my ol’ buddies at Wikipedia seemed to think it was mostly a new age, pseudo science.

The rest of his credentials do not sound particularly impressive. But he’s also one of the top UFO investigators. Um, how does one become a top investigator. Oh I know! He INVESTIGATED into all the other UFO investigators and found that he was the BEST!

Simple right?

Inducted March 11, 2006

14-19 WILL ANTICHRIST BE REVEALED ON 6/6/06? Submited by the Viceory of Lost Causes and Warlord of the Air

Even the fonts are ODD.
Of course it dawned on some ends-time ass-clown that June 6, 2006 was "06/06/06." Congrats, moron. Woo hoo! Call me when the "Lust gone wild" gets here (July, 2007)!

Inducted May 10, 2006

14-20 The Best Page of the Universe. Submitted by the Odd Emperor

...it really is!

Inducted June 9, 2006