Infrequently
asked Questions

Have
a comment on this page? Email
the Odd Emperor!
But the Odd Emperor thinks
they should be asked much more often.
Q – What
is this web page all about?
A – I believe that the answer to this question is somewhere on
every page of the Empire of the Odd (maybe close to the disclaimer.)
In case you have not read it, this page is a collection of strange web
sites from all over the Internet. Here the Odd Emperor allows you (the
good and gentle reader) to partake in the Odd Emperor's opinions regarding
the content of those pages. Otherwise, if you're really too dumb to
understand, let me spell it out for you. ...
Q –
Is this against the law?
A – No! There are some basic principles (like in the US constitution)
which allows me to publish my opinion about various things, in this
case web pages.
Q – Are
you a jerk?
A – Yes! Why do you ask dorkwad?
Q – Please
don’t publish this letter, OK?
A-- Sorry, I have the right to publish any and all
email that I receive regarding this web page. I do not have to publish
the entire message, I may take your words out of context, twist them,
send them back down in a nice brown slurry completely altered from their
meaning and smelling terrible just to make you look foolish. (Hey,
other people do that!)
But generally I
post emails exactly the way they were received.
Q –
I’m going to sue you.
A – Ok, calm down. Sue me for what? Have you asked me to remove
something on this page first? If I have published something that upsets
you then you have the right to contact me and request that I remove
or change the offending remark or image. The Odd Emperor will respond
to any polite inquiries and consider all requests as described on the
disclaimer on every page of the Empire of the Odd web page. If you are
not polite then the Odd Emperor thinks your just a dipshit and will
deal with you accordingly.
Q -- Your
spelling and grammar sucks, did you know that?
A -- So? I think you are an an asshole. Thanks for clearing that up!
Q – Aren’t
you libeling me?
A – I don’t believe so,
First off; this
is satirical publication as described on every page of the Empire of
the Odd.
Second; every word
uttered by the Odd Emperor is an opinion, something that is also stated
several times on the Empire of the Odd webpage. There is this little
thing known as the First Amendment of the US constitution which allows
the authors of this page to voice their opinions, (or something like
that.)
Third; this is
a critical review site of some web pages on the Internet.
There are legal
precedents protecting this publication as asserted in the above mentioned
US Constitution. If you live in some place like North Korea or Cuba
where the freedom of speech is not guaranteed or if you believe that
I don't have the right to disagree with the omnipotent facts as put
forth on your holy web server than I dare-say that you have a problem.
Q - You
write under a pseudonym because it stops people from criticizing you.
HAH! I'm going to publish your REAL NAME and REAL PHONE NUMBER so that
people can harass you! How about them apples!
A
- Well sure numskull, go ahead if it will make you happy! Other
people have tried that and it got them absolutely
nothing. What do you think I’m going to do? Evaporate in a
puff of embarrassment? The Odd Empire is not published anonymously in
the first place so all your going to do is make an idiot of yourself
for even suggesting that! - idiot!
A fact that I will
gleefully point out!
Q – You have no credibility to criticize me whatsoever,
did you know that?
A – Oh really! You think I need a licence to tell your dumb ass
what I think about your stupid web page? Well I happen to have one of
those SEE?
Q – I’m
going to write things on MY web page to make you squirm!
A – WAAA! The Odd Emperor hurt your freaking feelings!
Q – What
if I make my own web page, put your real name and picture on it having
sex with a cow, call your place of business to get you fired and burn
down your house!
A – Be vewy vewy careful! Police departments HATE people like
you. remember that I may have suggested your web page is full of horse
hockey but I don't belive that I ever suggested you are, I really don't
know you well enough to say a thing like that. Unless you um... do those
things.
Q – Who
are you really?
A – I’m not going to TELL YOU!
And finally;
Q – What is this web page REALLY about?
A – I’m not telling you that either!
(shmuck!)
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The Odd Emperor
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