“SynopsisWhen radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of ‘Uncle Tom’ smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil.”
–Rotten Tomatos
I don’t often wax political, on Earth in the US in this day and it doesn’t do much good. About all an ET-refugee like myself can do is sit back and watch Fascism take hold.
If you are like me and watch a lot of right leaning feeds, (like Facebook) you will have noticed a LOT of so-called “buzz” about a Daily Wire propaganda film called Run Hide Fight :Infidel. (RHF:I) This seems to be a sequel to “Run Hide Fight, a Die Hard kind of action flick that takes place in a high school. RHF:I is a fictional account of a terrorist attack against a typical US college filled with typical US college students.
It’s FULL of important “facts.”
- All Left wing or Liberal students are violent jerks who are either gay or female and have blue hair or nose rings, frequently they have both blue hair and nose rings and are gay. None of them know what a male or female is and they smell!
- All ex military people have bad PTSD.
- All college girls want sex (that one might be true.)
- Chinese Americans are smart. (Sorry he was really Korean.)
- All middle Eastern people are bomb toting terrorists who just want to kill Americans, also they can’t touch an American girl for any reason, out of respect don’t cha know. Except when they get rapey which is most of the time.
- US males in going to college are pretty clueless of, well — anything!
- Pro Lebanon protestors” are really-really clueless dupes of the goat fucker Middle Eastern people who rape children.
- All school administrators are weaselly little milk toasts who HATE AMERICA!
- All cops and FBI agents are useless, donut eating cowards.
It’s your usual rom-com setup with guns, lost of guns!
The drama starts with two special forces dudes who are about to go in and capture some Middle East badguy. All people from the Middle East are bad guys so this should be easy, right? After discussing why they need to capture him rather than just – you know! Killing him they barge into a home an kill everyone inside. One special forces dude gets pegged in the noggin and the other cries over him for a while. But they reluctantly capture Middle East Badguy.
Special Forces Dude #2 is played by Jonathan Majors who reportedly weeped when he realised movies like this were all he had now.
Several years later after scene one, special forces dude #2 has written a book about his horrible experiences in the Middle East the land of terrorists and heathen goat fucking Muslims. And how he lost his best friend when they were just innocently slaughtering everyone for no reason and how he cried…he cried!
Meanwhile, a bunch of feckless Liberal students are protesting,…. something and demanding that the college and the US government completely surrender to them, and that their cut-classes be excused. (I’m not making this up.) They set up a camp in the college square and forbid anyone else to use or even enter the space . Under pain of death by blue hair!
Some unseen benefactor is giving them money for pizza and lots of gas grenades. So; it’s all good.
Special Forces guy #2 is doing a big speech to promote his book “All Sand ‘Diggers are Scumbags” or something like that. He gives an impassioned speech about how Islam is a religion of goat fuckers and their big plan is allways “HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!” Especially taking over all the good, wholsom people in the West. They want our women and out goats. They want to KILL US and rape us, in that order!
IDK, people in the Middle East they might be sore about people bursting into their home and shooting everyone. Not sure about that. They are of course loathsome goat fuckers, so who cares?
Disgusting Liberal blue hair nose ring protestors hatch a cunning plan to disrupt the speech using their gas grenades and BO presumably. By a strange ‘coinkadence, the loathsome terrorists bust in and start throwing REAL grenades and literally going clocktower making the college tower into a machine gun nest and call to prayer tower. Then they demand the release of their buddy Middle East Bad Guy from scene one who is in an American prison or they shoot students.
Hell; they’ve been doing that already!
When the killing starts, students run around randomly, making sweet targets. The loathsome terrorists just shoot everyone, which is not hard since they are running around like scared rabbits in circles. One of the students (who happens to be son of killed special forces dude from scene one,) picks up a gun from somewhere and plugs a couple of terrorists. This is pretty much the only defensive move since the Sheriffs just get cut down in the middle of their doughnut break and campus safety is unarmed. Oh and some ex army puke runs one of the plug-uglies through with a sword, after throwing homebrew in his face.
Yeah! … College baby!
The head terrorist takes the two protest leaders to the roof for some reason and ends up killing both of them in disgust. He offs the dude by doing a “This IS SPARTA” kick off the roof because he was gay. The college dude, not the terrorist, I think.You know, all Muslims throw gay people off of roofs.
Then he just stabs Blue Hair Girl. I think they hang her from the flagpole. Not sure about that one, somebody was hanged form the flagpole!
Inside he informs the hostages that he’s creating a new califat at the college, despite it being filled with smelly American Liberals. The Terrorists start distributing burkas that they thoughtfully brought with them so to “respect” the girls more. Presumably they will alo distribute bomb vests for all the dudes. Then they pull all the clothes off of some of the girls and throw them into the showers. I have no idea why. Oh wait, they are terrorists, OK.
For some other reason the Terrorists take the shirts off all the dudes and make them pray to God or die. Kind of an awful version of “cake or death.” After they shoot a couple of people who say”WTF is all of this stupidity? I’m CHRISTIAN! I can’t pray to GOD!” ”
Meanwhile Ex Army Puke admits he worked in the motor pool and he’s never seen combat. He’s got a lot of guns in his dorm room though. Lucky that! He and some fat security guy storm the clocktower while son of killed special forces dude from scene one attack the main terrorists in the Cafeteria and frees the hostages.
If you were wondering where all the cops where during all of this, so was I. They were just standing around the perimeter, nearly shooting our heroes and eventually tazing them for no reason.
Next morning, The hero students, and special forces Dude #2 end up storming the terrorists AGAIN, all of this to the stylings of Ideocracies Guitar Army.
Our Heros bravely don FBI jackets, flack vests and ARs which are left sitting around for some reason. Then they have a lot of gunfights. Again, while law enforcement just stands around picking their noses. Special Forces Dude even storms the helicopter with Middle East Badguy himself aboard and just shoots him, then he cries, he cries!
While Middle East Badguy’s prison guards sit and watch.
The entire movie is pretty much unbelievable. Just one racist trope after another. One character askes Korean dude “how do you know so much about computers.” He replies, “Cuz I’m Asian!” I’m not making that up!
The only realistic thing is the college was having a big carnival at the time. I can attest that a lot of colleges have become more “college and a show” than centers of higher learning. I don’t know if they have smelly blue hair Liberal encampments, but they do have merry-go-rounds.
I mean, really! This film sucked! I can’t say that more forcefully. It sucked big time.
Andrew Lawrence wrote, “The entertainment proposition with Infidels lies in how deeply it can offend the snowflakes. The 128-minute feature, which took me three tries to finish, plays like a PragerU student film.“
Yeah, it took me a couple of times too. It sucked that bad! And I like action flicks!
Don’t watch it, unless you are a clueless MAGA who thinks Doanld Trump is saving America. Then, have at you! You’ll like it. Some 5th grader wrote this piece of trash – it’s right up your ally!
I hear The Daily Wire is producing ANOTHER movie, this one was written by Ben Shapiro!
Ugg! Stupid humans!
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